From paddles to high heels.

First, you must understand that I'm not a prostitute. If you are paying for my services, I will not have sex with you and I will not touch your bodily fluids. It isn't that I have something against prostitution, that is just not my job.

Cost: I know, money is a touchy subject, it is for me, too. This list of prices is based on the local value, my experience, my client base and how much effort or money I have to put into it.

Domination: It is best to plan ahead when starting a new D/s relationship of any kind. The same applies for a professional relationship. I know many people prefer to not use their play time cut into for such planning because it shortens their first session. As a result, I offer an early meeting for just such planning. The New Sub Meeting is designed to discuss what your interests are, get them written down and to establish things like a contract and/or safe words. These things can always be done on a first session, but it is often cheaper and more practical to use the New Sub Meeting because you're not distracted by what you are about to do and you can focus. The First Sub Meeting is $50 for 30 minutes of planning or $80 for an hour. You can only plan a First Sub Meeting either before or right after your first session. After the second session, any reworking of your sub contract, discussion of your preferences or invention of new safe words or session habits will happen during a regular priced session.

Session prices are based on if you're new and how long the session is. For new clients, Your first hour of your first session is only $100! This low price exists so that you and I can get used to each other and you're not paying out extra for a session that is going to mostly about having fun while we're finding boundaries and getting used to each other.

After the first session, a one hour regular session is $150. Two hour sessions are $300. For each hour after the first two in the session, it is another $100.

Dancing: I do hip-hop style bellydance. I am willing to do formal routines or informal freestyle. Let me know which you want and the environment. It is $80 for me to show up and $60 per hour for me to stick around and dance. If you're asking me for a few routines in a show with other performances, contact me to discuss the event and I will let you know if I want compensation and what that might be.

MC: I am also willing to act as an MC. I do ask that I have a general idea of your plans for the event so I can keep things on schedule. Any announcements, games or awards are good to know ahead of time. Also, let me know how you want the party to be rated. My language can be very crass and I need to know if you don't want Grandma Hetzelpuss to ask what "KY jellynuts" are. As an MC, I ask for $60 per hour. As you can see, this is the cheapest service I'm willing to do.

Other Performances and entertainment: The same rules apply for other types of performances as applies to dancing, however, if the performance that you are requesting requires props that you ask for (not ones I plan for) or if you have something very specific planned, I will require you to cover the extra cost.

Traveling gigs: Traveling costs money, so if you want me to come to your town, I do expect you to cover my travel expenses. Payment for my travel expenses needs to be made at least two months before your event. This is in order to minimize travel costs and to allow me some time to plan ahead. Also, because I naturally have to miss other work time when I travel, I expect a little compensation for that time. It is $100 for any day that I'm traveling. I also won't travel for you unless you intend to spend at least $200 (paid in advance) per day that you expect me to work for you. This means that if you want me to travel to you to spank you with a paddle, you must pay whatever it will cost me to travel to you (on a plane or train - I'll only travel on a bus as a last resort), the traveling fees per day that I have to travel AND the cost of the session, which has to be at least $200. I will make exceptions for certain types of events, especially if they are for self-promotion or a special cause. For private events, please see the section on Security.

Note: Right now, I'm outcall only. You get a great price because I go to your location. Sometimes, this may mean that you're in charge of getting a hotel. If you do get a hotel, I expect it to be clean. If you try to get me to work in a dirty hotel, I will leave and you will have to pay a $50 fee before you can schedule another session. I do demand respect with everything I do and a part of that respect is providing me with a clean, safe environment.

Security: I have security people. Unless something bad happens to me or you, you won't ever see them and they won't ever see you. They don't see your personal information and they will know nothing about you. You will also not know anything about them. They will, however, know where I am and they will be near whatever location I happen to be in. They are my employees. It is possible that you may see me arrive with them. Don't make yourself known to them and they won't notice. If you make yourself known to them, your privacy is then in your own hands. I can't control it once you have given it up. My advice is: don't talk to my security guys. Furthermore, and I know I shouldn't have to say this and most of you already understand this, they are not there for your pleasure. They won't watch you during your session and they won't participate. They will not see you. Don't ask. If you are an exhibitionist, we will make other arrangements to satisfy your need. I've selected them because they are the best people for the job. If I travel for something public, then I expect you to provide security, as I won't be able to bring my security guys with me. If I have to travel for something private, I may require you to pay for one of my security guys to travel with me (his travel expenses and food).

DO NOT ASK ME TO BREAK THE LAW. I'm not interested in being arrested.